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[fancypost bgcolor= transparent; bordercolor=transparent; width: 400px][color=white][size=8]"mind if i tag along?" came the low purr of timepaw, the apprentice of the warlord cataclysm. with his dark chocolate colored fur, the point domestic feline padded up, his heterochromia eyes lazily eyeing the huge reptile. but when hearing about the new trainee, he snickered quietly to himself, and gave her a lazy grin, his eyes glinting slyly. "oh alright. so, whose your mentor?" he asked. "mine's a warlord. his name is cataclysm."

[fancypost bgcolor= transparent; bordercolor=transparent; width: 400px][color=white][size=8]he gave a smirk. "never heard of her- or him. but enough chat about who your mentor is. what have you been learning so far? battle moves? if so, i'd love if you could teach me one." he was so, so onto her. and being the major dick he was, he was just going to keep batting at her and batting at her. he hadn't trained with his mentor cataclysm yet, so he hadn't anything to say. though he knew they would start training tomorrow.

[fancypost bgcolor= transparent; bordercolor=transparent; width: 400px][color=white][size=8]"well hello, hello, alaska, is it? i see we meet again!" said a taunting, falsely excited voice from afar- coming up was timepaw, a dick-in-training of bloodclan. giving his tail a flick, he gave her a sly grin. "i have a short term memory, so believe me if i forgot i mentioned myself to you the last time we chatted. so, my name's timepaw... and this is abeechi?" the tom said excitedly, and then turned his head and heterchromia eyes on abeechi.

[fancypost bgcolor= transparent; bordercolor=transparent; width: 400px][color=white][size=8]though, timepaw didn't do anything but turn his eyes to abeechi and stiffen up a tiny bit. "you are? so, i'm guessing that means me and this fine little thang could train together some time? that would be marvelous, actually, if it could happen!" he said, narrowly avoiding the secret warning sneaking under the other first tier's voice. flicking his lips, timepaw unsheathed his claws and scratched them eagerly in the sandy ground, loving the warm feeling of it under paw. "it's such a nice day today. i can't wait to stretch."

[fancypost bgcolor= transparent; bordercolor=transparent; width: 400px][color=white][size=8]"fucking crazy man whores," said timepaw, more to himself than to the others- yes, he was talking about male rapists of course. timepaw, even if he was a huge dick to people, wouldn't exactly go that low, but maybe he would consider murdering someone if he had a reasonable purpose. other than that, he just liked stabbing people mentally, supporting the fact that he loved making everyone's lives a living hell.

"ferdinand sir, what if your mentor and someone else rapes you at the same time, and then they threaten to murder you if you tell? wouldn't that cause female cats to have even more kittens, causing them to drive them even more mad because everyone'll be asking who the fathers or father is?"

well, not being sexist or anything towards them, but he suspected that all she-cats were crazy.

[fancypost bgcolor= transparent; bordercolor=transparent; width: 400px][color=white][size=8]"yep. sure. keep telling yourself that... thang." he said- the ending came out teasing and flirty, though he wasn't interested in alaska, nor did was he a pervert. and he actually didn't give two fucks about her, so yeah. tough love. grinning, he walked off.

[fancypost bgcolor= transparent; bordercolor=transparent; width: 400px][color=white][size=8]"aww, is someone speechless for once? my little 'thang', only someone who didn't know what to say would blurt out, 'your stupid'." purred timepaw, lashing his tail back and forth with amusement.

[fancypost bgcolor= transparent; bordercolor=transparent; width: 400px][color=white][size=8]"a spar? well abeechi, that is simply flattering, and i accept! i can never turn down a fight." then, turning to avalon, he did a dick move. "goodie goodie, i'm fucked off. you know what? i'm damned, too. and, ah, did i forget to mention that your a stupid little bitch? oops, excuse my curses." he hissed, and then regaining his calm, turned back to abeechi. "make the first move, abby dear." he said cockily, stepping back a few paces away to give them both moving space.

[fancypost bgcolor= transparent; bordercolor=transparent; width: 400px][color=white][size=8]"um, i got that! now, time to mark some borderrrsss!" the tom yelled merrily, and then pranced ahead, paws light as air.

[fancypost bgcolor= transparent; bordercolor=transparent; width: 400px][color=white][size=8]"well welcome back, delilah. and enjoy your stay." said a tom randomly- it was Timepaw the Dick, his eyes narrowed friendly- for once. usually he could be nice if a cat seemed interesting enough, and delilah looked fine. "i'm timepaw."

[fancypost bgcolor= transparent; bordercolor=transparent; width: 400px][size=8]timepaw, ignoring all else, focused on his opponent, abeechi. letting the tom do whatever he wanted was his first move- and then timepaw opened his jaws and inhaled in air; letting it out, he had scented abeechi. right in front of him, actually. and even if timepaw was currently inexperienced, he doubted that he would make a suckish first move. he had to try to spar, at least. so, first he narrowed his eyes at abeechi's invisible form- well, where he expected it was- and then unsheathed his claws. instinctively his stocky form lowered into a crouch, and then here came his attacking part.

asshole. he thought to himself- and knowing the tom could read his thoughts. so, first the time backed up and rammed under abeechi's legs, as quickly as possible. then, catching his balance easily, the domestic point would then round on the larger animal, tempting to leap with strong hind legs, and propelling himself onto [color=blue]abeechi's shoulders. there he hung onto the larger feline's neck with his front legs if this attack worked.

[fancypost bgcolor= transparent; bordercolor=transparent; width: 400px][color=white][size=8]the tom dipped his head with a smile. "yep. i'm hoping we could train together sometime, but for now he hasn't taught me anything- but we're starting tomorrow, so i'm very excited."

[fancypost bgcolor= transparent; bordercolor=transparent; width: 400px][color=white][size=8]the eagle's attack had certainly caught dear timepaw off guard, and he had been flung from the back of the second tier and onto the ground, rolling out of harm's way as abeechi's body fell to the ground. he gave a grin. for once he was lucky that the eagle had been there to attack him. "abeechi, abeechi," he muttered sadly.

timepaw lifted his body off the ground, trying to ignore the painful scratches among his back. arching it high, he allowed a second of meaningful flex and stretch before leaping out of harm's way again. facing the other tom, timepaw concentrated hard, making no sounds at all, like useless growls and snarls.

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so, the trainee had been getting around. though he wasn't well known yet, he decided today was the day to make some friends- only friends. he needed allies, especially with abeechi's eyes glued to his ass like a fucking hawk, and his little "trainee" with her "gal pals" being the little sluts-in-training they were. so, he was ready to become a actor and play nice guy for once.

"anyone willing to talk to good old timepaw?" he allowed himself to say; the seal point tom got up from his selected spot by the camp wall and now stood in full view in the camp, his large, intimidating build lined with scars from his spar with abeechi and his pet earlier.

[fancypost bgcolor= transparent; bordercolor=transparent; width: 400px][color=white][size=8](it's called improvising, and sorry if i'm powerplaying; i'm not doing it on purpose, trust me.)

the attack worked- sore and aching, timepaw was flipped over and pinned, dagger like claws digging into his front legs and inflicting pain. "yep. you beat me," but i put up a good fucking fight for a inexperience dick, he added quietly, making sure to guard his thoughts from the prying inner eye of the cheetah. "now now, get off, we don't want this to look awkward." he said lamely, narrowing his different colored eyes at the bigger feline.

[fancypost bgcolor= transparent; bordercolor=transparent; width: 400px][color=white][size=8]the tom flipped over onto his stomach and squatted there for a second, letting his breathing and heart rate slow to it's normal rhythm. "i'd rather be lonely. but, seeings how i owe you a favor for you kicking my ass, i will. for now." he added the last part in a happy voice. "but when i've reached my promotion to becoming a full first tier, that's when the promise ends."

[fancypost bgcolor= transparent; bordercolor=transparent; width: 400px][color=white][size=8]"nothing, actually. just admiring my sparring scars from afar," he said lazily, and then cocked his head backwards to look at the eagle's tough marks lining his back. they were angry and red, and so were the ones on his front legs. he had to admit, that second tier made up for his disgustingly distasteful cussing language with his bite, and that was what timepaw had come to realize and respect.

looking up, he recognized alaska and gave a cocky grin at her tone, waggling his eyebrows. "and if it isn't my favorite girl, alaska. say, how've you been?" he asked in a silky manner (as his voice always was), narrowing his eyes at her and taking a daring step closer. "are you glad that your mentor kicked my ass today, or what? it was pretty exciting."

and perking his ears he caught the scent and voice of his friend delilah. giving a friendly grin, he nodded to her, said a little "hi", and focused his attention on alaska, whom he had been having "accidental" encounters with. and he had found himself agreeing with salvatore. she was stalking them. but why? he would find out.

[fancypost bgcolor= transparent; bordercolor=transparent; width: 400px][color=white][size=8]"wedding, eh? well, though salvatore is a damn hottie, i'm currently eyeing nobody right now." maybe it was part-lie. maybe he was developing friendly feelings, probably even more for alaska. but who the fuck cared, and why would he? he didn't deserve anyone.

then he, finding out the violence steeming the air besides him and abeechi's spar, timepaw looked up to realize that salvatore had hit avalon, and alaska hit him in return. that's when timepaw hopped up. "look guys, no need to add more violence. and look, avalon, we're not spitting insults about each other's mothers- unless you want me to tell you something about your mother. i have plenty to say, actually, even if we have never encountered."

[fancypost bgcolor= transparent; bordercolor=transparent; width: 400px][color=white][size=8]timepaw felt as annoyed as salvatore felt when alaska turned her attention from him to the other tom, but he whisked it away when he found salvatore glancing at him. returning the warm gaze with a kind one, timepaw began to advance on delilah. "brother and sister spar? that's the shit i like to hear!" he said, hoping to break the tension between salvatore and alaska.

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(ohmyfuckinggawd //shakes head// truthfully, i feel that alaska needs the bad ass of the year award uvu
but only if time gets the fucking dick of the year award. and salvatore can have the asshole of the year award, if ya want.)

timepaw, for once, felt a bit of sympathy for another dude. i mean, come on, salvatore was being beaten up by a she-cat! though he didn't want to admit it, on fear of getting on the other toms' bad side. instead like the friend he was, he awkwardly put his tail on salvatore's shoulder. "bitches, bro." timepaw quoted from warm bodies.